Hal McCoy Health Watch '09

Last night, the real Hal McCoy reported that Hal McCoy has the flu. I apologize to Hal McCoy for calling him a "cranky pants" yesterday in a misinformed post. I was unaware that Hal McCoy had the flu at the time. Early reports by Hal McCoy suggest that Hal McCoy might continue with the strain for the next few days. This is the second flu bug Hal McCoy has caught in the last three weeks. We are not yet sure if the event is relatable to African honeybees but we will inform you when we learn. African honeybees are the Kevin Bacon of disease.

Hal McCoy is a cranky pants

Hal is not buying this "Everything will be okay, 161 to go" idea that Dusty alluded to postgame.

Link to Dayton Daily News article.

If you're having a good day, stay away. It will make you want to curl up in the shower with your clothes on.

Oh, and Hal, going up against Johan Santana, J.J. Putz and K-Rod, is a pretty good excuse for scoring one run. Even I acknowledge that. Stay away from the ledge.