4.09.2009

Hal McCoy Health Watch '09


Last night, the real Hal McCoy reported that Hal McCoy has the flu. I apologize to Hal McCoy for calling him a "cranky pants" yesterday in a misinformed post. I was unaware that Hal McCoy had the flu at the time. Early reports by Hal McCoy suggest that Hal McCoy might continue with the strain for the next few days. This is the second flu bug Hal McCoy has caught in the last three weeks. We are not yet sure if the event is relatable to African honeybees but we will inform you when we learn. African honeybees are the Kevin Bacon of disease.

1 comment:

  1. Feel free to pull Joey Votto off our pitching staff anytime......

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