3.16.2009

Jacque Jones can count his friends on one hand

"Joe Morgan, how come no one likes me?"

If Jacque Jones makes the Opening Day roster, it's safe to say the world will end. He has a few things going against him...
  • He is 34.
  • As with Corey Patterson, he used to play for Dusty on the Cubs (a devestating combo for any Reds fan).
  • He is coming off the worst season of his career and is batting .172 this spring (many Reds fans judge a player's entire career on one Spring Training)
  • He is competing with fan favorites Chris Dickerson, Jonny Gomes, Little Norris Hopper, Laynce Nix and the ghost of Adam Dunn for a roster spot.
That's quite a mountain to climb for Jacque. I don't know what would make Reds fans dislike him any more, unless of course he was black with a French name.

Uh oh.

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